Monday, November 24, 2014

Dogtown Memories Part 3

It's not that no-one likes you, that was always there. Lets look at your list of offences you will be charged with. Let me know if I missed any.

Suspected involvement with cattle rustlers
Suspected murder by poisoning of prisoners
Defamation of Mayor
Defamation of Sheriff
Fraud - creating a false Governor
Suspician of involvement in murder of Tommi Kunst by admission
Guilty by admission of rape of said deceased
Guilty by admission to rash of theft around Daugtown - see previous comments admitting to being a thief
Dereliction of duty by allowing escape of gaoled villians - cattle rustlers
Concealing a crime scene object - poison bottle in Sheriffs' bin
Threats of assault on Mayor and various townspeople
Threats of rape against Mayors daughter and threats of sodomising Mayor

Would these charges hang Mr MacGregor??? Lynch mob or Judge's decision...can Macgregor afford legal representation? Can he afford to pay off the Judge? Find out this club meet in DAUGTOWN.

STEP UP!
GATHER ROUND !
I'VE THE CURE FOR WHAT ALES YOU
IT'S THE "EYE OF TERROR TONIC"
STRAIGHT TO YOU FROM ENGLAND, HOT OF THE SHIP
NOW ITS GOOD FOR COLDS, FEVERS , ACHES AND PAINS
YES ITS EVEN GOOD FOR SHEEP DIP
HOW MUCH I HEAR YOU SAY 20 DOLLARS
NO FIVE DOLLARS IS ALL YOU NEED.
NOW FRIENDS DON'T RUSH THERE ENOUGH FOR YOU ALL

YOU THERE WHATS YOUR NAME "Hedi sir"
GOD YOUR UGLY HERES A BOTTLE FOR FREE
YOU GOOD SIR "me I'm Mayor Doney"
YES TAKE TWO BOTTLES, IT WILL PUT SOME BEEF ON YOU, STRING BEAN
HEY ONE EYE LIKE THE OTHER ONE BACK DRINK 5 BOTTLES
I TELL YOU THIS IS THE STUFF


Come see me at the market gardens on club Saturday and get your weekly supply.
Indian Tonic - Stops you seeing red skin
Horsefire Tonic - Makes horse go fasta
Yellow water - When out numbered, makes you
think clear -run
Eye of Terror Tonic - good for every thing
Untouchable Tonic - Can't get it
Southern Tonic - Helps you believe the
South won
Northern Tonic - Makes you wish the south
had won , dam fine drop.

You can get these from me or the following :-
Dirty Dog Saloon
Doc Sawbones
Dentist
All at the great price two dollars a bottle.

Each character and family must have accomodation sorted out by the end of the next club meet. The alternatives are:

Build a house - $150/perch to build (perch = 3" x 3")
- must actually have a structure built by 9th Feb.
- - nil costs per month

Live in a tent - must have an actual tent or similar
- nil costs per month

Live out of town - must be employed at Lazy K Ranch
- nil costs per month

Stay at the Saloon - $30/month meals not included

Stay at the Hotel - $40/month meals not included
- must wait until it is built

Stay at the Boarding House - $30/month including meals
- must wait until it is built

Sleep in the street - nil
- will be thrown in jail for vagrancy

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